Ughk.

So last night, Fric and Frac had a pretty in depth conversation - but it’s the same conversation they always have. They’ve had this conversation about 50 times. Fric feels bad, because he’s in love with two women. And Frac, being the sweetest angel that has ever graced the surface of the Earth - is forever trying to reassure him. Remind him that she think he’s amazing and is willing to risk the health of her entire heart for the off chance that, at the end of this bloody war - she’ll be victorious. When in fact, it’s almost certain that Frac’s troops will be slaughtered. The only reason she holds out is for the off chance that Franny changes her mind. Or something. Because, Fric has made it quite clear that Frac can be perfect in every way, have a slammin body, their time spent together can be 98% fun and 2% sleeping, she can give him everything - buy him the things he wants, fly him places, feed him, wash him, be unconditionally loving - and it will never be good enough. The second Franny tugs on Fric’s little leash, he will be gone from Frac’s life indefinitely.

But beyond that, Frac has been spending a lot of time thinking about why she is so unwilling to let Fric go. Much of it has to do with the fact that Fric loves Frac. Frac was raised in a cut throat pack of wild savages, and every time somebody falls in love with her - she is always shocked, and sure that this is the only person on Earth who will ever love her or understand her and she must hold onto that person. Frac spent almost every day of her childhood praying that her real parents would come for her any day. Or that her real mother would see her walking the streets with this asshole lady that had kidnapped her. She’s always known that her family is not a family at all - but merely a random gathering of people assigned to be near eachother. Frac would be a lot better off if she’d had a more loving clan, and wasn’t always afraid of everybody in the world leaving her. But alas, Frac is a little fuct up, Freud and I agree that it was because her parents got a divorce.

Regardless of the ridiculous need to have someone love her, why can’t Frac leave Fric to his life? Why does Frac feel an undeniable irresistible connection to him, so strong that she is willing to put her vital organs through a meat grinder for the 5% chance that Fric will love her? THAT we currently don’t know. But here are some interesting facts about Fric and Frac:

1. They have very few positive things in common. They like the same movies, they have dogs, they enjoy Mediterranean food, they are from California.

2. They have many negative things in common. They were both betrayed and violated in their childhoods. They both come from broken families. They both steal shit, do drugs, treat people like slaves, break laws, cheat on their lovers, have tattoos, judge harshly, encourage eachother to be worse.

3. Fric wants children, Frac does not.

4. Fric is a short temper, Frac lets him walk all over her.

5. Fric owes Frac two thousand dollars, and had the audacity to ask to borrow another two thousand dollars.

6. Fric is a dreamer, Frac is a realist.

7. Frac is a vegetarian, Fric is not.

8. Frac always tries to be healthy, Fric does not.

9. Fric smokes cigarettes, Frac does not.

10. Fric is a party animal, Frac is an introverted wall flower.

11. They both repeatedly treat eachother like garbage.

12. They bring out the worst in eachother.

13. They lie to eachother.

14. Fric often ignores Frac, whether she is sitting right next to him or in another state.

15. Fric is filled with dreams and plans and ambitions, Frac has none.

16. They often guilt trip eachother, make the other one sad, and are always trying to ruin eachother’s day.